The epic battle that never was

Peace, for decades. War was a distant memory a echo of the past. But the year of the Tiger brought back the dark clouds of war. Great armies where gathering across the lands.

3 great Empires where about to class. 2 of the kings Rudeboy and Jedibobber joined forces in an attempt to finally conquer the one known as Elemental Boy.

The battle started at a time and at place decided by the great king Jedibobber. It was his homeland that would be the center of things to come.

For the 1st time in history Jedibobber had the upper hand in the beginning of the great battle. His armies where victories at first, bringing the great king in an catatonic state of mind. This very state would proof to be his downfall.

The great King Rudeboy was a shadow of his former self. He could only look in awe at his brother in arms Jedibobber.

But then out of nowhere the great king Elemental Boy swept across the great planes of Africa leaving Jedibobber wetting his pants. In the process Rudeboy was given a realm by the one know as Elemental Boy.

This however would turn the game in 1 great standoff.

Finally the great kings had to go to bed so they decided to call it a day.

12 November Permalink

Last “to get you in the mood” post.

˙u!ʍ uɐɯ ʇsәq әႡʇ ʎɐɯ

˙әɯɐƃ әႡʇ ɟo !u!Ⴈossnɯ әႡʇ ‘ɹәqqoq!pәɾ ɹo ˙snoɹәƃuɐp sʎɐʍႨɐ ‘xoɟ ʇɹәsәp ɐ әɔuo ‘ʎoqәpnɹ ˙ʇunoɔ ʇsoႨ s,әႡ ʇɐႡʇ sәɯɐƃ ʎuɐɯ os uoʍ sɐႡ oႡʍ ʎoqႨɐʇuәɯәႨә ˙u!ʍ ႨႨ!ʍ oႡʍ ˙ʇႡƃ!u әႡʇ әq ႨႨ!ʍ ʇႡƃ!uoʇ ˙ʞs!ɹ ɟo sәɯɐƃ ɐ pәʎɐႨd sʎoq ʇsoႨ әႡʇ әɔu!s әɯ!ʇ ƃuoႨ ɐ uәәq s,ʇ!

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21 August Permalink

WTF another one ?

Good day Lost Dudes.

I created a new poule. This time the Eredivisie. You already recieved an email. So buckle up fill in the scores and let’s find out who’s the best.

And Oh Jedibobber, the pic is just to get Rudeboy in the mood. You know, they don’t have what it takes anymore (last time they did was in 1999).

May the best man win.

31 July Permalink

wTF dId jUst HaPPEnd ?

Here it is the final results of the lost boys World Cup poule:

This is against all odds. But Lob beat the rest of the lost boys. I´m not trying to explain, doubt the rules, call foul or stuff like that.

Congrets Jedibobber the fat lady sung

OH, Rudeboy you owe the dude a big screen TV

17 July Permalink

Sometimes in history

Sometimes in history there is something special, something that would never thought to be possible. Like the fall of Berlin wall, a man on the moon, Barack Obama elected president. NOW there is another epic thing happening. Jedibobber is leading the soccer World Cup poule. He’s nothing else than FUCKING UNSTOPPABLE. AMAZING. There should be a poem written about it.

This one is for you Jedibobber:

Winning Is An Addiction
The Prediction To Conquer
Help To Make You Stronger
Not A Once In A While Feeling
Stealing What May Just To Win
Winning Is A Constant Obsession.
When They Apply Their Trade
They Try To Keep The Possession
They Play From The Ground Up
Pump The Surge Of Energy Going
Knowing They Play From The Feet
Their Soles Straight To Their Heads
To Keep The Control Of The Game.
Hear What Said And Listen Out
Shout And Lead By Your Example
You Bleed And Crawl Until You Fall
Playing With Every Inch Of Fibre
Saliva Builds As You Feel Pressure
Measure Yourself To You Know.
Most Men Play With Their Heads
To Be Smart To Be Number One
But Accept The Importantance
Of Playing With Your Heart.
Start By Finding That Man
If You Can Play With Both
You’ll Know What Happens
You Won’t Be Second Best
You Tend To Stand Victorious.

26 June Permalink

WTF

What just happend here: Jedibobber in the lead. The girls second and third, the hardcore dudes last. There can only be 1 explanation, the freakshow soccer matches: Germany lost, France probably out of the world cup, Portugal a draw. Don’t even get me started about 2 draws England.

So the real soccer boys are last and the noobs that just don’t know shit about soccer are in the lead.

Anyway CONGRATS JEDIBOBBER

But it ain’t over till she sings:

19 June Permalink

Fuckyeahavatar

We were more ready than we’ve ever been. All thing we needed were packed. It was going to be tough, going into the wilderness. It was cold, very cold. Snow everywhere. At the last moment Jedibobber called in. He was comming down whit some shit. So it was up to us. We met up in this rather small village. The kind in wich time stood still. You could see the people still rinding hores. From there on it was a rather predictable journey, we thought. Did we know that we’would take a wrong turn. We arrived at this bar in the middle of nowhere. They talked some kind of strange dialect. We asked directions as best as we could. A man and in a carriage stopped and asked where we where going. We explained that we where heading to Hardenberg, a well known hole in the ground. He was kind enough to take us there. Once we arrived we saw this marvouls building, the roof covered with booklet gold. Diamonds lining the doors. We had to pay a lot of money to get in. We had the best seats in the house.The service was outstanding. Beautiful women tended to all our needs. So we were ready, more ready than we’ve ever been. We kindly asked our waitress to start the movie. But just before that they handed us a pair of  hand mande 3D glasses. Probably mande by the best optician in the whole kingdom.

The moment we waited for arrived. The first images burned into our retina. Well over 2 hours we watched in awe. The special effects were amazing. It was being on Pandora. We could talk with the Na’vi ourself. Run among the forrest and floating mountains. At night Pandora really comes allive. The plants are emitting light, and sounds filled the sky. We wanted to be Na’vi. But all good things must come to an end. We often beg to differ abouta movie we just saw. But over this one we agreed, there were nog bad words spoken among us.

The yourney back went very smooth. The local militia escorted us to the train Station. The train arrived on time but it first had to take in water. 10 minutes later it departed with a loud whistle. Form there on it was straight forward home.

Oh.

The story was like Pocahontas.

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22 January Permalink